If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket s closed Rap critics that say he s Money Cash Hoes I m from the hood stupid what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in your zapitos You d celebrate the minute you was having doe I m like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole If you don t like my lyrics you can press fast forward Got beef with radio if I don t play they show They don t play my hits well I don t give a shit SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers I don t know what you take me as or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I m from rags to ritches nigga I ain t dumb I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one Hit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain t one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one Hit me The year is 94 and in my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law I got two choices yall pull over the car or bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor Now I ain t trying to see no highway chase with jake Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case So I...pull over to the side of the road And I heard Son do you know why I m stopping you for? Cause I m young and I m black and my hats real low Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don t know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo? Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four License and registration and step out of the car Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are I ain t stepping out of shit all my papers legit Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit? Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back And I know my rights so you gon need a warrent for that Aren t you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something? Or somebody important or something? Nah I ain t pass the bar but I know a little bit Enough that you won t illegally search my shit Well see how smart you are when the K-9 s come I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one Hit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain t one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one Hit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain t one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one Hit me Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn t bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that s gonna happen is i mma get to clapping He and his boys gon be yapping to the captain And there I go trapped in the kit kat again Back through the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the floor scratching again Paparazzi s with they cameras snapping them D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause I m African All because this fool was horrasin them Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin But ain t nothing sweet bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain t one Hit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain t one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one Hit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain t one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one Hit me If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain t one You re crazy for this one Rick It s your boy编辑于2004/07/17更新