I was surprised, I was happy for a day in 1975 I was puzzled by a dream, stayed with me all day in 1995 My brother had confessed that he was gay It took the heat off me for a while He stood up with a sailor friend Made it known upon my sisters wedding day I got married in a rush to save a kid from being deported Now she s in love Woo...I was so touched, I was moved to kick the crutches From my crippled friend She was not impressed cause I cured her on the Sabbath So I went to confess When she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride To whisky and gin To whisky and gin The priest in the booth had a photographic memory For all he had heard He took all of my sins and he wrote a pocket novel called The State I Am In So I gave myself to God There was a编辑于2008/11/18更新