There are so many hours in the day I know I've got work to do but hey My will to move, or even use my brain Is weathered by the eternal english rain And when the talk show ends, I scream Right at the screen for more pregnant teens I can't fall asleep it's almost 3 so I water the flowers out on the street And I spent 5 hours on the net last night Avoiding the monsters under my bed with ******* eyes
How fan-*******-tabulous it is to be so scared of the dark like this I know I've got work to do, it's a ******* I'm staggering round, I can't find the switch And I spent 5 hours on the net last night Avoiding the monsters under the bed with ******* eyes Now I dare not stick my feet out the end, in case they bite and sing a monster song