the old cow man歌词

Folks, I‘d like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about
you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our
chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,
maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver,
maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don ‘t know.
I‘m just an average Joe with a regular job
I‘m your average White suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I‘ve got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on the table and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain‘t enough
To keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No way (Uh-uh)
No, I‘ve got to go out and have fun
At someone else‘s expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I‘m an asshole (编辑于2010/05/27更新