作词 : 无 作曲 : 无 ...that enough off the top? 上面剪除得够多了吗?(上层剪除得够多了吗?) I don't know. Is it? 我不知道,够了么? Yes, yes, god damn, yes. I think it's great. 够了够了,天呐够了,已经非常够了! GoodI’ll tell you my darkest and whimsical story 让我来告诉你我黑暗又怪诞的故事 Don’t ever call me your typical Morty 不要叫我什么典型的莫蒂 I answer to nobody, Rick or authority 我从不听从于任何人,瑞克或者别的什么狗屁权威 Smartest of all – sick with my wording cause 因为我自己就是最聪明的没有之一受不了我自负的说法 when I was born that prick had tried forming me 那是因为我一出生 那些混蛋就在试图把我当天才来塑造 into a genius. I wanted more to see 我变得想要看到更多 There was no Jerry – no insecurity 那里没有Jerry---没有缺乏安全感的傻子 no Beth or Summer – family quarreling 没有Beth 也没有Summer和无穷无尽的家庭争端 I excelled – Rick was ashamed 所以我胜过所有 以至于瑞克都恼羞成怒 and left for a Morty without any brains 然后决定抛下我去找一个能任他差遣的傻瓜莫蒂 Cause he never heard me say 因为他从没听过我说 "ah geez, Rick please, just stay" “哦天呐,瑞克求求你别走” So I created my own 所以我造了一个我自己的瑞克 And placed him under control 让他乖乖听我的话 My right eye up on the goal 我的右眼直视着那个目标 Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions then I get 我有没有提到我谋杀了其他维度的瑞克? their Mortys torture them from night to morning 然后夺走他们的莫蒂 从白天到黑夜地折磨他们 to disguise my fort on Hideout planet 用它们来隐藏我藏身的堡垒? And planned to plant the evidence on C-137 然后我把所有事情都嫁祸给C-137的那个瑞克 He prevented it – I’ll avenge again as president 可惜的是他阻止了我的计划 我将会复仇!竞选为瑞城总统然后复仇!But I’ve got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive. 但是我有一个消息要告诉他们 一个来自于那些努力让瑞城变得更好的瑞克和莫蒂 A message from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t: 一个消息 来自于那些坚信瑞城能够变得更好 不愿意放弃抗争的瑞克和莫蒂 -----给那些不这么想的瑞克和莫蒂 You’re outnumbered! 你们寡不敌众!!! Made my way to the Citadel to prepare 一路到达权力巅峰不过是为了做更大的准备 To arrange that day when I sit up there 等我戴上王冠之后便可履行我的旧约! Campaigned for a change to win it fair 通过赢得竞选来达到这一步 仅仅是为了公平起见 and persuade the state but I didn’t care 轻易就用演讲赢得了整个国家 但是我根本不以为意 Defamed by the fake news as a joke 虽然小道消息揭示了我真正的意图 但人们都仅仅以为笑谈 Juggling Rick don’t know I’ma go for their throats, 即便是老奸巨猾的瑞克也不会知道 我即将掐住他们的咽喉 when I’m pouring in votes 当我在选举中压倒众人 the more I coax, then my manager getting cut short 我便已将众人哄骗 然后我忠心耿耿的助理也被炒了鱿鱼 Tried assassinating my ass 这头发觉真相的蠢驴想要刺杀我 Cast him out to space with the trash 他和他所谓的真相却被我像垃圾一样丢到太空 Then the shadow council collapsed 瑞克们的影子议会也被我轻易瓦解 I eradicated this clash 所有持异见者都已被我斩草除根 Now I lace – all my loose ends 然而现在我任整装待发 没有一丝倦怠 Cause the change is soon to begin 因为马上一切都将被我颠覆 No more slaves to Rick’s perception 再也不会有那顺服而愚蠢的奴仆 Liberate the Mortys and win 我将解放所有的莫蒂并赢下所有的胜利 Show you what could happen if you call me Yellow Shirt 让你们好好看看瞧不起我的下场! Quelling any TerroRick upset about their work 不屑一顾任何混蛋瑞克的意见和不爽 Cause they never cared a bit for how we let em hurt 因为他们也从来没有考虑过我们的感受 Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged 敢对我有任何反对都是自寻死路 No more partners in curriculum 我成长的课程里也不再需要其他伙伴 Start from dirt, like in the slums 一路从泥泞和黑暗走出 就像贫民窟里的垃圾莫蒂 of Mortytown, for Rickless thugs - 就像红灯区那些愚蠢又疯狂的暴徒莫蒂 like me, now see what I’ve become! 但是睁大眼睛好好看看今天的我--已经成为了什么!This seems like a good time for a drink. 这个时候似乎很适合小酌一口 and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. 然后发表一个冷酷而又算计的演讲 带着邪恶的弦外之音 A speech about politics... 一个关于政治 About order... 关于秩序 Brotherhood... 关于兄弟情谊 ...Power. 关于权力的演讲 But speeches are for campaigning. 但是只有竞选的时候才需要演讲编辑于2023/12/20更新