作词 : OR3O 作曲 : Kuraiinu/OR3O Hey! It’s your favorite salesman 【Number 1 since 1997】 But sales gone down 【The drain the drain!!】 Now my life is full of 【Pain】 Well I’ve got a 【Special deal】 for a Lonely 【Hearts】 that are just like you Why hate your 【4.99】 life when You could be 【Brand new!】 I have the thing you need You want it to 【Complete】 The 【Hyperlink is blocked】 But I can show if you agree Show me your 【HeartShapedObject】 And the 【Light】 I see Oh you’re a Lightner aren’t you 【Come on!】 Show it off to me! Come on it’s yours 【I’ll】 hit the jackpot 【Failure】 ‘Cause now’s your chance to be a 【Big shot!】 【Am I Sure?】 【You got some heart】 you’ll be alright if you 【Give it Give it Give it】 without a fight 【Deal?】 In need of your light 【Come on!】 I’d rather 【Die】 than be a robot I used to be the biggest But now I need a little 【Generosity】 It's not because it’s for the riches It’s for 【Freedom】 you see Kromer is all I need to Give you the 【Deal Insurance】 I’ll give a discount just for you And it’ll be 【Tax expense】 Oh don’t you worry I’m an 【Honest man】 you see Yum yum delicious kromer 【Come on】 【Give it all to me!】 Come on it’s yours 【I’ll】 hit the jackpot 【Failure】 ‘Cause now’s your chance to be a 【Big shot!】 【Am I Sure?】 【You got some heart】 you’ll be alright if you 【Give it Give it Give it】 without a fight 【Deal?】 In need of your light 【Come on!】 I’d rather 【Die】 than be a robot What!?!? You don’t need it!?!? That's a real bigshot move kid!!! You're like me...【Desperate】 but we know what we want, don't we!? W1ld pr1zes, hot single, 100 customers, and most of all... 【Hyperlink blocked】 Will you take the final deal!? Then a deal's a deal!!! Pleasure doing business with you kid!!! Come on it’s yours 【I’ll】 hit the jackpot 【Failure】 ‘Cause now’s your chance to be a 【Big shot!】 【Am I Sure?】 【You got some heart】 you’ll be alright if you 【Give it Give it Give it】 without a fight 【Deal?】 In need of your light 【Come on!】 I’d rather 【die】 than be a robot 【It’s not over yet, here we go!!!!!!】 end编辑于2023/12/17更新