作曲 : Silvio Hein [Verse 1] In these days of indigestion It ofttimes comes a question As what to eat And what to let alone For each microbe and bacillus All have a different way to kill us And in time they always claim us for their own Now there are germs of every kind In every food that you can find Either in the market or upon the bill of fare And drinking water is just as risky As that so-called deadly whiskey And it's ofttimes a bad mistake to breathe the air [Chorus] Some little bug is gonna find you someday Somе little bug will creep behind you someday And thеn he's gonna send for all of his bug friends And all your earthly troubles end Some little bug is gonna find you someday [Verse 2] Now take a slice of nice fried onion And then you're fit for Doctor Munion And then apple dumplin's They gonna kill you faster than a train Now chew a cheesy midnight rabbit And a grave you'll soon inhabit Ooh, to eat at all is such a foolish game Now, eatin' huckleberry pie That's a pleasing way to die While sauerkraut brings on softly [on?] the brain And when you eat those banana fritters Every undertaker tethers The casket makers They nearly go insane [Chorus] Some little bug is gonna find you someday Yeah, that little bug he will creep behind you someday And then with a nervous little quiver He'll give you cirrhosis of the liver That little bug he's gonna find you someday [Verse 3] I like when cold storage vaults I visit I can only say, "What is it That makes poor mortals fill their systems with such stuff?" Sure for breakfast prunes are dandy That is if you got a stomach pump handy And, uh, your doctor can be found quite soon enough Now you eat a plate of fine pig's knuckles And then the headstone cutter chuckles And he also makes a note upon his cuff And fried liver's nice, but mind you Friends will soon ride slow behind you While your relatives start scrappin' 'bout your stuff [Chorus] Some little bug is gonna find you someday Yeah, that little bug is gonna creep behind you someday [Verse 4] Now eat that sauce They call it chili And on your breast, they'll place that lily Some little bug is gonna find you someday *Spoken* Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna run down and get some deep-fried fish and chips See ya编辑于2023/12/12更新