Don´t smoke don´t fight don´t light no cigarettes Or else you´ll wind up in the can No jokes no rights sit tight don´t fool around You are a guest of Uncle Sam Stand up look right don´t slouch and stand at ease Allow no sex above the knees When I snap you jump into the master plan I´ll be damned Well I´ll be damned I´ll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I´ll be damned if I go for broke Damned if I do Damned if I don´t Don´t talk don´t fool don´t try to mess around I´ll make a monkey outta you You sign your name right on that dotted line boy I´ll be damned I´ll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I´ll be damned if I go for broke Damned if I do And damned if I don´t I´ll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your joke I´ll be damned if I go for broke I´m damned if I do I´m damned if I don´t I´ll be damned if I drink or smoke Damned if I steal your编辑于2010/04/21更新