And laugh out loud as Im beaming from ear to ear Id rather pick flowers instead of fight And rather than flaunt my style I d flash you a smile Of clean pearly whites
I ve been to the dentist A thousand times, so I know the drill I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair but somehow I still get the chills Have a seat He says pleasantly
As he shakes my hand And practically laughs at me Open up nice and wide He says, peering in And with a smirk he says, Don t have a fit, thisll just pinch a bit As he tries not to grin When hygienists leave on long vacations Thats when dentists scream and lose their patience Talking only brings the toothaches on Because I say the stupidest things So if my resolve goes south I ll swallow my pride with an aspirin And shut my mouth Golf and alcohol dont mix And thats why I don t drink and drive Because, good grief, I d knock out my teeth And hafta kiss my smile goodbye ┎橙色记忆QQ:896533895
I ve been to the dentist A thousand times, so I know the drill I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair but somehow I still get the chills