Steve Berman (Skit)歌词

Eminem: Heyyy!
Steve: Hey, Em, what＇s up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What＇s goin＇ on, man, how youdoin?
Good to see you again. What＇s up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what＇s...
Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: Okay.
Eminem: So what＇s up? How＇s orders looking for thefirst week?
Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Eminem: Wh-
Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can＇t sell this****ing record.
Eminem: Wha-
Steve: Do you know what＇s happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what＇s the problem?
Steve: Violent Ground told me to go **** myself!
Eminem: Who＇s Violent...?
Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a recordshoved up your ass?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I＇m gonna lose my ****in＇ job over this.
You know why Dre＇s record was so successful?
He＇s rappin＇ about big-screen tv＇s, blunts, 40＇s and*****es.
You＇re rappin＇ about *******uals and Vicadin.
Eminem: I mean-
Steve: I can＇t sell this ****!
Eminem: What-
Steve: Either change the record or it＇s not coming out!
Eminem: What, I-
Steve: Now get the **** out of my office!
Eminem: What am I supposed-
Steve: NOW!
Eminem: Alright man, whatever.编辑于2023/05/11更新