(cjzhg music) Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat For you like this and the other While I go for this and that Goodness knows what the end will be; Oh I don't know where I'm at It looks as if we two will never be one Something must be done You say eether and I say eyether You say neether and I say nyther; Eether eyether neether nyther Let's call the whole thing off You like potato and I like potahto You like tomato and I like tomahto; Potato potahto tomato tomahto Let's call the whole thing off But oh If we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh If we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off You say laughter and I say lawfter You say after and I say awfter; Laughter lawfter after awfter Let's call the whole thing off You like vanilla and I like vanella You sa's'parilla and I sa's'parella; Vanilla vanella Choc'late strawb'ry Let's call the whole thing off But oh If we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh If we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off You say eether and you say eyether You say neether and you say nyther; Eether eyether neether nyther Let's call the whole thing off You like potato and you like potahto You like tomato and you like tomahto; Potato potahto tomato tomahto Let's call the whole thing off But oh If we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh If we ever part Then that might break my heart So if you like pajamas (like pajamas) I like pajahmas(you got pajahmas) For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off Let's call the whole thing off编辑于2021/05/11更新