One Way Ticket - Billy Currington . I'm a son-of-a-gun and a dad-gum joker I'm just a crazy, old laid-back loafer I got a dog looks like a gopher And he's been a pretty good friend . Play my guitar for the girls I'm meetin' Writing the songs from the books I'm readin' I find it odd that I'm breaking even Look at the money I've spent . I'm going through life on a one way ticket Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride . Threw a dart at the map and it landed on Phoenix She looked at me like I was from Venus I grabbed the keys and she grabbed a Kleenex I headed off into the night . I'm nothing more than a modern day Jonah In the belly of a whale they call A编辑于2008/05/24更新