Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer歌词
添加日期：2023-12-27 时长：03分23秒 歌手：Epic Rap Battles of History
作词 : Nice Peter/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/EpicLLOYD
作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist
Epic Rap Battle of History
J Robert Oppenheimer
VS
Thanos
Begin
（Thanos）
I am inevitable immeasurable inexorable monstrous
with bars weighing on you harder than you haunting guilty conscience
I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my plam
You're a pencil pushing Terran who never learded to love his bomb
seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy
well that make sense cause your rhymes are only hot periodically
man I burned the Avengers down to embers
sent half your planet to be slaughtered and now I'm offering Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter
got a fist of gold when I'm rapping six Infinity Gems what I'm packing
stick your tiny nuclear **** back into your pants Dr.Manhattan
Hadron smashing all your atoms best not collide with me when I'm rhyming
cause you break and bleed so easy,I think I'call you Oppen-hymen
it's impossible to top my Oppy,you just don't have the stones
apparently the only things you're good at wrecking is a home
cause you slept with your firend' wife right there in your friend's bed
then got another married girl pregnant
you should've gone for the head
(Oppenheimer)
Listening to you took everything I have left after your raps I am become deaf
you need a iron man for that wrinkly ass skin
and that butt*6 chin
where's your rhythm I thought you had the time stone
your punchlines sound like they came from the RhymeZone
you might be something in the MCU
but between us who's the worst MC?you
your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables
you talk so slow Drax think you're invisible
I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical cause I've got that fissile material
you were born to Eternals but came out looking so scary
that yor own mother tried to make you a temporary
meanwhile I've mastered the atom more than any man alive
now I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5
I'm a peaceful man but I do what I must
you had an evil plan Thanos and it left you in the dust
it must leave your enraged when you compare our talents
because in this battle there is no balance
(Thanos)
For a communist pariah you come off as awfully ****y
but I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki
I'm box office topper the Marvel show stopper
got my name on this win like it's the Thanos Copter
you just got no answer for Fortnite's ****st dancer
I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer
(Oppenheimer)
You wanna talk about death?
How about the one that looked at you and swiped left
I'm the destroyer of worlds
you got your **** handed to you by a Squrriel Girl
we're in the Endgame now Tinky Winky
I'll finish this like Ant-Man
all up in your stinky
anyone who believes that Thanos did nothing wrong crap has obviously never heard you rap
oh snap
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
Epic
*Snap*
Awwww man...编辑于2023/12/27更新
作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist
Epic Rap Battle of History
J Robert Oppenheimer
VS
Thanos
Begin
（Thanos）
I am inevitable immeasurable inexorable monstrous
with bars weighing on you harder than you haunting guilty conscience
I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my plam
You're a pencil pushing Terran who never learded to love his bomb
seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy
well that make sense cause your rhymes are only hot periodically
man I burned the Avengers down to embers
sent half your planet to be slaughtered and now I'm offering Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter
got a fist of gold when I'm rapping six Infinity Gems what I'm packing
stick your tiny nuclear **** back into your pants Dr.Manhattan
Hadron smashing all your atoms best not collide with me when I'm rhyming
cause you break and bleed so easy,I think I'call you Oppen-hymen
it's impossible to top my Oppy,you just don't have the stones
apparently the only things you're good at wrecking is a home
cause you slept with your firend' wife right there in your friend's bed
then got another married girl pregnant
you should've gone for the head
(Oppenheimer)
Listening to you took everything I have left after your raps I am become deaf
you need a iron man for that wrinkly ass skin
and that butt*6 chin
where's your rhythm I thought you had the time stone
your punchlines sound like they came from the RhymeZone
you might be something in the MCU
but between us who's the worst MC?you
your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables
you talk so slow Drax think you're invisible
I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical cause I've got that fissile material
you were born to Eternals but came out looking so scary
that yor own mother tried to make you a temporary
meanwhile I've mastered the atom more than any man alive
now I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5
I'm a peaceful man but I do what I must
you had an evil plan Thanos and it left you in the dust
it must leave your enraged when you compare our talents
because in this battle there is no balance
(Thanos)
For a communist pariah you come off as awfully ****y
but I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki
I'm box office topper the Marvel show stopper
got my name on this win like it's the Thanos Copter
you just got no answer for Fortnite's ****st dancer
I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer
(Oppenheimer)
You wanna talk about death?
How about the one that looked at you and swiped left
I'm the destroyer of worlds
you got your **** handed to you by a Squrriel Girl
we're in the Endgame now Tinky Winky
I'll finish this like Ant-Man
all up in your stinky
anyone who believes that Thanos did nothing wrong crap has obviously never heard you rap
oh snap
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
Epic
*Snap*
Awwww man...编辑于2023/12/27更新
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